Next Death Battle Is Not Fair

Some of you may recall how I have Juvia fighting Katara in my Who Would Win series.

Well, the next Death Battle to come out puts that to SHAME!

And I'm talking this is JUST NOT FAIR!

We're talking Raiden Vs Thor not fair.

I don't even KNOW either series, but just on what I DO know, I know this is a curb stomp of the highest degree.

When Kirby Vs Majin Buu was announced, I KNEW that this was, at the very least, a fair fight given the research I'd seen DONE on Kirby.


This though, this is just pointlessly cruel

Check it:




Nope.

Not kidding.

Gaara Vs Toph.


I know only so much about both characters and while you would THINK this would be an Elemental Rock Paper Scissors style fight on a level similar to Hitsugaya Vs Hallibel from Bleach--or again, my own battle a la Katara Vs Juvia--I know Gaara outDOES Toph in pure specs. Unless there's something I'm missing about the blind earthbender this is about to go as well for her as Ivy's fight went with both Orchid and Renji. 

I am not amused Death Battle, not in the slightest. 

At least you've finally given me a fight I'll at least watch, but have no actual investment in since Fulgore Vs Sektor. (I've seriously been looking forward to every fight since then on some level)

And while I would love to watch these two duke it out, did it never cross Screwattack's mind that this might be a better matchup:

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I mean, granted the New 52 has put the DCU to fair middling FUBAR, but that still doesn't stop this fight from being a much fairer matchup.

I know I kind of stuck my foot in my mouth for Ryu Vs Scorpion, but, well I significantly underestimated Scorpion. 

Here though, this...I haven't even READ Naruto, I know it takes about 5 earth benders to destroy a tank and I'm pretty sure Gaara's done a lot nastier. 

This just plain ain't FAIR

You may as well have Toph bend over lift up her skirt and take it! That's about as even as this fight is, honestly.


Ja ne!