Fictional Shit List 2015

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Fictional Shit List of 2015
Well folks, it’s September, that time that cold weather will soon be upon us in a few months (unless you live south of the equator in which case only a few months before you get your bathing suits on), people are going back to school and helicopter parents of freshman college students have to tearfully wave goodbye to their sons and daughters.

However, I have a cure for all of this negativity and depression. When we are divided by our own personal problems, it’s time for a bonding exercise and what would be better than a hunting expedition? So please, load up your shotguns,

join me around this barrel

AND LET’S TAKE IT OUT ON SOME MOTHERFUCKING FISH!

To finally explain the title, this is a list of motherfuckers who absolutely NO ONE can like. I'm talking about characters who SHOULD NOT have fans. And if these characters DO have fans. You're as bad as Rusty from Beige Town:



And by that I mean is that you're about as oblivious to your own sociopathy as Rusty and deserve to be stung do death by a swarm of very angry Beedrills.

Expect A LOT of ranting this time folks. I have been looking forward to this

ALL
YEAR
LONG



......revenge is sweet.

Also, unlike my videogames list, I am once again revoking my 1 per franchise rule in order to fit the 5 or so characters from ONE franchise that need to be crucified with rusty nails and a splinter covered cross.


Let's BEGIN.

But first, maybe what I said above is an overexaggeration. Not EVERY character on this list deserves the death of a 1000 stab wounds. In fact, I'd say 25% of the characters that made it to this list have a "love to hate" fanbase, BUT NOT FOR ME! There's only a few characters on here that I just find particularly annoying and I'll be sure to preface when I've got a personal bias rather than the character deserving unrelenting hatred. Also, many characters who might deserve more hate than the ones on this list probably didn't get on this list due to the fact that they met with proper karmic BACKLASH like they deserved.


But, that's neither here nor there. Let's get onto my first example.
(By the way a big humble thanks to the people whose artwork I used to showcase the characters I have a vendetta against. If some of you are reading this list, please note that while I hate the characters, I respect your artwork to at least properly draw the character, even if my burning thought as I copypasted the thumbnail was WHYYYYYYYY???? WHY WOULD YOU WASTE YOUR PRECIOUS FUCKING HOURS MAKING ARTWORK FOR THIS CHARACTER? Erm...sorry...like I said, there's a lot of RAGE to get out for this list).









DISHONORABLE MENTION #1:
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Estellise Sidos Heurassein from Tales of Vesperia


I think the fact that Estelle has slipped off the list entirely after being in the top 10 for so long speaks of 2 things. 1. Tolerance. 2. A realization that there are so many more characters worthy of my unrelenting hatred. I admit, my bias against Estelle is completely personal because she is a fucking retard except when it comes to travel knowledge. :iconvogoshinki: You think AIRY is bad? Imagine a character that had what Airy is BACKWARDS. I.e Book Smart beyond all possibility, but doesn't know the first thing about fighting, despite her best efforts, and is so socially inept she doesn't know what a high five is.
Yeah.
Pretty annoying, but not nearly as annoying as the first character on my list proper.








DISHONORABLE MENTION #2:
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Weiss Schnee from RWBY

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Torches and pitchforks down! I know it might seem like poor taste to start badmouthing a creation of a member of the recently deceased, but Weiss deserves her spot at the bottom (or the top depending on how you view this particular list). Weiss is everything I dislike about a certain archetype: the rich, female spoiled brat that struts about like she owns the place says "Oh my god" and cops an attitude when something goes wrong and then whines when she doesn't get her way. And no, no amount of fauning over cute puppies is going to fix that, Rooster Teeth. I'm disappointed Mounty Oum is no longer with us if only because he probably had a divine plan to fixing Weiss' character. She's just a horrible horrible person. And I'm probably going to be repeating that a lot this list.

Also, I don't usually mind this archetype of a character when they're the VILLAIN! If you're the protagonist, act like one.










DISHONORABLE MENTION #3:

Solf J. Kimblee from Full Metal Alchemist

I don't exactly remember why I hate this guy, I just remember that I did, actually, hate him. It's been a long time since I've read Full Metal Alchemist. I barely remember anything about the series. But, I felt that for those that do, let it not fail to be said that I thought Kimblee was an asshole.








NUMBER 40:
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Audrey Belrose from HuniePop

Kyu Sugardust put it best: This is what we call a Mega Bitch. And I can't understand how the internet has taken a liking to her. This is the mouth foul mouthed, hate filled young woman I have ever seen. She smokes and she parties A LOT. I also don't think she's very attractive either, especially when you consider her personality. Comparing her to Weiss Schnee is like comparing a cream puff to a cactus. I don't think I need to tell you which is which considering who the dishonorable mention is and who ACTUALLY got on the list.

But let's be real here, if Audrey's worst crime is ruining her health with cigarettes and cursing so much that she might be Black Lagoon's Revy and Rock's illegitimate child if she wasn't French. She doesn't come CLOSE to the absolute fucking garbage on the rest of this list and if a mega bitch is the bottom of my shit list, you know this is going to be an interesting list. Here come the remaining 39.








NUMBER 39
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Anise Tatlin from Tales of the Abyss

I think this speaks volumes of what the results of my Annie Vs Anise match might amount to unless you see Annie higher on this list (spoiler:she isn't) and with Anise this is the first time a character of a JRPG party has legitimately pissed me off. You're forced to put up with her instead of being able to partner up and make amends with the far more likable and sympathetic Arietta. (Sure, you killed her mommy [a liger not her real mom]. Party members have teamed up over worse in other tales games, look at Presea and Regal). Anise is a money grubbing bitch to get her parents out of debt boo hoo. Arietta grew up in the woods after a case of Doomed Hometown and lost the only person in life she ever truly cared for. And yet SHE dies. What the fuck? None of the other members of the 6 generals, sans Asch have anywhere NEAR that level of sympathetic backstories so why can't Anise be your enemy and let Arietta be the opponent. Arietta might be 16, but she LOOKS like a little girl. You could get away with it Japan. Hell, you'd garnish more sympathy by switching the characters around a little if you could manage it. Just make Anise older and Arietta younger and you have an older bully and a young, meek moe blob. F**K you Japan.









NUMBER 38

Sergei from Asura's Wrath

Ohoho this guy. This one's easy. This guy murdered Asura's wife and then taunted his brother-in-law Yasha for not doing anything about it after Yasha had realized "My god what have I done?" The shit icing on this turd cake is that you don't even get the satisfaction of beating the tar out of this fucker in an actual battle. Cutscene death only. THAT BLOWS BIG WIND.









NUMBER 37

Isshiki Makoto from Rahxephon

This smug son of a bitch embodies the type of people I hate in fiction: assholes that screw over their authority figures because they want to have all the fucking power, glory, money or what have you. What makes Makoto so much more tolerable than others on this list is he isn't around for long enough to be truly despised, is only mildly annoying because of his attitude (unlike a few people I could mention) and gets hit with such karmic backlash as a result of his OWN actions coming back to bite him, backlash of which affects no one but his own stupid self that his superiors saw right through. Fucking sweet. However, for just being a douchebag, he's still on this list.









NUMBER 36
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Gendo Ikari from Neon Genesis Evangelion

Gendo defines the term "douchebag father". Much unlike Ayato's mom from Rahxephon, who cares about Ayato in her own twisted way, Gendo just does not give a SHIT about Shinji. And, unlike Aoi Gengo from Freezing, he doesn't even consider that what he's doing is inhumane. He doesn't care about anyone except himself and the famous Gendo Ikari pose of "I'm such a magnificent bastard" only makes me hate him MORE. A classic pick for any list, fuck you Gendo Ikari you horrible, horrible person (see I told you I'd be saying it a lot)









NUMBER 35

Kvar from Tales of Symphonia

To my two friends :iconepicebi: and :iconsetsubou:, if you have not finished dealing with this guy yet in your playthroughs of Tales of Symphonia, I suggest skipping this passage and moving onto the next one. You read spoilers about Tales of Symphonia at your own peril.

Right then, for the rest of us, regardless of what Kvar says about Lloyd's father killing his mother, YOU'RE THE ASSHOLE THAT CAUSED THAT SITUATION IN THE FIRST PLACE! If you hadn't removed Anna's keycrest, you complete and utter son of a bitch, nothing bad would have happened! You fucking shitbag! Fuck you and your Avangelus project. Science in fiction can BURN IN HELL. Seriously. Speaking of which....

Kratos: Feel the pain *slash* of those inferior beings *slash and puts away sword* as you burn in hell.
Kratos, why are you so awesome?









NUMBER 34

Marechiyo Omaeda from Bleach

This picture is a perfect example of why this tub of lard just needs to fucking die. Kubo, if you have any shred of self-deceny, kill him off, please? And, no, I don't have a problem with Omaeda just because he's a fatass. My best friend is overweight, but Omaeda makes fat people everywhere look bad. He's incompetent, he's not stealthy in a squad that's based on stealth and he looks down on poor people for not having money because he's rich. He's the 1% GET HIM!









NUMBER 33
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Trundle from League of Legends

I swear to fucking god, if I have to see one more fucking picture of one of the Freljord characters being fucked by or sucking Trundle's dick, I'm going to throw a coniption. Trundle is a troll of trolls and even his playstyle makes him intolerable with how many times he has escaped my fury. There are few champions that are more hateworthy than Trundle.









NUMBER 32

Ume Shiraume from Ben-To

I know what most of you are thinking "Wow. She's hot." Don't her hear you say that, unless you want her to go "May I hurt you?" and then hurt you before you have a chance to respond. She's also a lesbian kidnapper giving Lesbians everywhere a bad name. The kidnapping is played for laughs, but it just falls flat. Unless you're a masochist, you're going to hate this chick when watching Ben-To. She's also the sole reason that I tell people "skip episode 9" when watching the anime.









NUMBER 31

Segai from Guilty Crown

What's the one thing you want to see happen to a villain that you think eats bastard pie and kicks puppies for a living? The answer would be making sure that they die a horribly bloody, violent and gruesome death, right? And what's the worse way to ruin that? Making that EXACTLY how the villain wants to go out. Couple that with Segai being more annoying of a scientist than Rodyle and Kvar put together (egads there are a lot of scientists on this list) and you've got a man truly worthy of being despised even long after he's dead. The only reason he's not higher is because it has been a long time since I've watched Guilty Crown.









NUMBER 30

Attia Simmons from Freezing

Female characters can get away with a lot when they look like Bambietta Basterbine, Candice Catnipp, Selvaria Bles or Esdeath. Then you have characters like Attia Simmons who act like a total bitch and don't even have the looks so that 90% of all male perverts will forgive them or not find her nearly as annoying. When your bitchiness reaches a point where the resident psychopath, Arnett McMillian, is LESS of a bitch than you, there's a problem. I actually wanted to see Attia meet a very violent and horrid end.....









NUMBER 29

Charles Bonaparte from Freezing

.....and then Charles was introduced to the plot. Question: what's the best way to make a character hate worthy? How about out bitching the already previously established bitchy character to the point where you ACTUALLY FEEL SORRY FOR THE PREVIOUS BITCHY CHARACTER. It's like, Charles came around and then did some bad things to Attia where I was at a point where Attia was STARTING to come around and then this bitchloid just shows up and starts CUTTING OFF HER TITS! Seriously, WHAT THE HELL? Charles is one of the most hateworthy characters in the existence of Freezing. She is a horrible, horrible person and I don't care that Roxanne has taken a liking to her. PLEASE KILL HER OFF!









NUMBER 28

Excellus from Fire Emblem Awakening

Aside from looking like Wario going through a transsexual phase, there's more to hate about Excellus than looks. This motherfucker convinced the nobles (probably through blackmail) to turn against you and your friends, nearly singlehandedly ending the resistance. He also then taunts the shit he put Yen'Fay through to Say'ri's face and then lies about that he will try to be a better person because telling the truth feels good. The reason he's so far down is because you can create the most karmic death EVER for him. You can take his fucking head AS SAY'RI WITH YEN'FAY'S SWORD! JUSTICE!









NUMBER 27
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Rana Linchen from Freezing

It's one thing to dislike one leg of a love triangle. IT IS ENTIRELY ANOTHER WHEN ONE OF THOSE LEGS HAS NO RIGHT TO EXIST IN THE FIRST PLACE! Rana is a special case in that she seems to exist ONLY to cockblock Kazuya and Satellizer and was only introduced AFTER A POINT when Kazuya's interest in Satellizer was made PERFECTLY CLEAR. To make matters worse, even though it's obvious Kazuya has only eyes for Satellizer, Rana CONTINUES to chase after him as a viable romance option unrequitedly and when that chasing leads to RUINING what could've been Kazuya and Satellizer having their happy end, you deserve every bit of venom I'm spewing at you. It doesn't help that ALL of her character development and levels in badass happen off screen. It's getting so bad that she may eventually join the Sasuke Uchiha, Jellal Fernandes and Mines of the world of being accused of being a Creator's Pet. However, unlike those 3 examples, Rana will be the ONLY ONE with nothing actually GOING FOR HER CHARACTER and therefore is the only one WORTHY of my hatred. Because to set the record straight folks, I don't actually hate Jellal, I hate his relationship with Erza. Story for another time.









NUMBER 26

Seymour Guado from Final Fantasy X

You know what I can't stand more than anything else? Assholes disguising themselves as good guys. You know what I also can't stand more than anything else? Said assholes trying to marry the main character's waifu. YOU KNOW WHAT'S WORSE THAN THAT? ALMOST ACTUALLY FUCKING DOING IT! BUT DON'T WORRY IT GETS WORSE HOW ABOUT WE MAKE THIS GUY A REPEATED BOSS BATTLE AND MAKE HIM ONE OF THE MOST FRUSTRATING BOSS BATTLES IN THE HISTORY OF THE GAME! DOES THAT SOUND GOOD TO YOU? Fuck.









NUMBER 25

Diamond Tiara from My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic

As a victim of harassment, I can't stand it when other characters get picked on. Diamond Tiara is a character that is pretty much the physical embodiment of the schoolyard bullies I had to put up with as a child. Never ACTUALLY physically assaulting me, but saying EVERYTHING SHE FUCKING COULD to get under my skin. You would expect male teasing of other males to go a bit differently but NOPE. It doesn't help that a few of the times she gets away with her teasing, but, fortunately, unlike a certain someone higher on this list, Diamond Tiara is often met with significant karmic backlash. And no, my fellow bronies, I haven't had a chance to watch season 5. Life is rough and I'm more focused on other fandoms at the moment, thank you very much.









NUMBER 24
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Cumore from Tales of Vesperia

Before anyone asks, let me set the record straight as an arrow: That is a dude. He has a penis. He is also voiced by Liam O' Brien and OH GODS IS HE AN ASSHOLE! It doesn't help that THIS IS A THING:

And yeah, that's totally something that would happen even though it's a fan comic. Cumore is that much of a fruitcake. But I'm not homophobic. No, if his fashion sense wasn't already offensive enough, my real ire for Cumore comes in the form that he gathers up a bunch of people and sends them on an impossible journey through a desert where death is certain. It also doesn't help that he's SUPPOSED to be one of the good guys (he IS a knight after all so he's as corrupt as the system) and the fact that this apparently is NOT isolated to just him as his SISTER is no better. Also, the people he sent out there are NORMAL CIVILIANS and NOT his own troops. WHAT A FUCKING ASSHOLE! I'd say "DIE", but Yuri buries him in a sand pit. Karmic justice indeed.









NUMBER 23

Cassandra from Monster Girl Quest

I'd show Cassandra's monster form, but I'm afraid I'd get in SERIOUS trouble considering her cootch is exposed. If you want to see her hideous, grotesque form, type in "Cassandra Monster Girl Quest" into google and make sure the safesearch is off. Now, before anyone asks any questions, no, Cassandra is not the most horrific looking monster in all of Monster Girl quest. In fact, she's probably one of the LEAST most horrifying ones. However, this is MGQ where if you aren't ugly on the outside, let's make your heart blacker than the darkest void. How? KILLING YOUR OWN BLOODBORN CHILD! After defeating Emily, her daughter, Emily is sealed in the form of a sentient squid with hair and a bow (it's just as creepy looking as it sounds), but rather than pardon her child and tell her "step back, mommy will take care of this" CASSANDRA DEVOURS HER OWN CHILD WITH HER PREDATORY ORGAN! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? There's diabolical and then there's just FUCKED UP! I don't know what's worse what I did with Margaret and her son in Fairy Without Wings, or THIS! Considering how much I'm yelling PROBABLY THIS! GOD! IT'S SO DISTURBING AND FUCKED UP! Can we just move on, please? Thank you.








NUMBER 22
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Lux from League of Legends

(You hear a kettle boiling noise as my rage builds until my brain can take no more)

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--

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*panting*

Sorry about that. If you really want to know what I have against Lux...perhaps you might consider looking into my previous lists discussing my hatred for her. *eye twitching* I need to move on if you don't mind.









NUMBER 21
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Wendy Oldbag from the Ace Attorney franchise

We all know someone like this. An old person that once they start talking they will NOT SHUT UP! It doesn't help that Oldbag has a REALLY creepy crush on Edgeworth. Like, no, just, no. Oldbag might not be a horrible person or anything, but she's just ANNOYING to the point THAT I CAN'T STAND HER! And, really, that's what this list is about: intolerance.









NUMBER 20

Angelica Pickles from Rugrats

And you thought this was only going to be anime, didn't you? As I said with Diamond Tiara, there was someone on this list who didn't get hit with the karmic backlash quite as often as I would have liked. I was talking about Angelica. Diamond Tiara at least gets away with picking on someone her age. Angelica's not only picking on FAMILY, but she's picking on INFANTS and because she can TALK, no one can question her. It's like a tyrannical monarchy with nothing that can be done to stop it. She only gets in trouble only so many times and very few of them are actually satisfying. I'm not enough of an asshole these days to wish harm upon minors her age, but lemme just say that back when I was in elementary school would I invent so many ways to see her meet her demise. My mother would help. Angelica was such a BRAT and no amount of maturing as a teenager is going to change that.









NUMBER 19
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Mayuri Kurotsuchi from Bleach

It's a sad day for villains everywhere when the only reason you can stop your climb up my shit list is because you're trying to test my patience against one of the biggest assholes in anime/manga history. I'm actually being a lot more lenient on Mayuri than usual. This probably has to do with the fact that he's actually been useful and not a giant douchebag his last few appearances and it might also have something to do with the fact that I really hope he DIES this fight (and note that if he doesn't, his position on my list will increase). You got lucky, Kubo, having what's going on in Bleach happening right around the time I want to talk about assholes, but the fact that Mayuri is even on this list means you have a long fucking way to go to make up for how he treats Nemu on a regular basis and all the shit he pulled on his OWN FUCKING TROOPS!








NUMBER 18

Naraku from Inuyasha

While I don't necessarily have the same level of vendetta against Naraku that :iconvogoshinki: has, I still hate the bastard for what he did to Kagura. On top of that, there's also his motivations being utter crap and being nigh unkillable to the point that he's the ONLY Big Bad in the entire STORY. Minister Honest from Akame ga Kill can be a giant dickhole, but he's so cartoonishly evil that I can't take him seriously anymore. This guy? Contrary to what :icongreatkingrat88: says, I do take Naraku seriously even if he is a bastard who eats bastard pie, kills kittens, kicks puppies and clubs baby seals for sport.








NUMBER 17

Koichi Shido from High School of the Dead

The fact that this asshole still bothers me even though HotD is little more than a passing thought to me these days, says a lot about how much I wish I could forget about this douchebag. Holding Rei back a year, introducing social darwinism to a zombie apocalypse, STARTING AN ORGY and being a downright PRICK to everyone he meets, Shido-sensei deserves a death that it seems we will never get because High School of the Dead seems to have been abandoned to rot like the zombies themselves. And there's nothing more irritating than a karma houdini. And there's a particular irritation for karma houdinis that exist because the writer apparently abandoned the series.









NUMBER 16

Viletta Nu from Code Geass

I don't care what anyone says, I still hate this woman. When you suck Lelouch's dick as hard as I do, you tend to look at the rest of the cast with a tinted lens and Viletta's image is so tainted by these lenses that I may as well be focusing sunlight through them so I can watch her melt. Viletta is not a character. She is a tool by the writing staff to utterly fuck Lelouch up the anus with a steel pole. Before Mao got involved, she was responsible for Shirley finding out about Lelouch's secret and therefore, she's the reason everything went to hell and a handbasket. Lelouch should have KILLED HER the moment he had the chance in season 2 and it was stupid that he didn't because she's not useful. SHE SHOT OHGI IN THE BACK! Yeah, not gonna let that one slide. And, OF COURSE, he forgives her and decides that because he got to put his dick in her he's going to listen to everything she says EVEN BETRAY LELOUCH! I don't care how attractive might be to some people. To me, she will always be scum.









NUMBER 15

Toshiyuki Aoshima from Ah My Goddess

Or as I like to nickname him: Shmuck Head. Remember how I said that when a leg of a love triangle has no right to exist, it's infuriating? Well this isn't even qualified to be THAT. Aoshima's only desire of Belldandy is to take her to a no tell motel like he's done to EVERY OTHER GIRL IN SCHOOL EVER and bang her ONCE. Fortunately Bell is smart enough to get out of a situation like that (with or without Urd's help) but the asshole doesn't give up and tries everything he can to fuck over the nekomi motor club, Keiichi and Bell at every possible juncture. He is also the direct inspiration for one of my temporary antagonists in my upcoming novel because fuck this guy. Fuck him HARD. There is a special place in HELL for potential (and with his batting average POSSIBLE) rapists like you. And that's this:










NUMBER 14

Hercule aka Mr. Satan from Dragon Ball Z

Besides Karma Houdinis there are other things I can't stand in fiction and in the real world. One of those things is taking credit for something you CLEARLY do not deserve. Goku is out there busting his ass for the world every day of the week and WHO gets all the credit? This motherfucker. WHY? I understand GOKU doesn't want all the credit, but surely Chichi would see the benefit. Being the savior of the world comes with plenty of perks. Gohan could get into any school he WANTED if he was the son of the world's hero. On top of that, Hercule is just NOT funny. He fails as comic relief and he fails as a hero. Also he purports that ki is flashy tricks, but did everyone take stupid pills because those SAME FLASHY TRICKS were CONSTANTLY USED during Goku Vs Muten Roshi YEARS ago. Fuck I hate this asshole.









NUMBER 13

Draco Malfoy from Harry Potter

If there's another thing I can't stand in existence, it's an open racist. Sure, everyone's a little bit racist, but holy shit Malfoy takes it to a new level. he is ALSO primarily responsible for the term Draco in Leather Pants and everything that came with it. When you have a character responsible for a whole trope of fangirls (and fanboys) forgiving characters for their misdeeds just because they're attractive, you can bet your ass I'm going to mention you on a list like this. It also doesn't help that Malfoy is an out and out BULLY and doesn't really get hit with any real karmic backlash by the end of the series. Only one of his friends dies and that was due to karmic backlash of his own bottomless stupidity. With 1 Weasely dead, one missing an ear, and a few other beloved characters dead and buried, you would HOPE that the little shitface you've been despising for all seven books would be part of Rowling's massive body count. Apparently not. And no, I'm not going to hate Snape, because Snape turned out to join the Sasuke Uchiha's and the Satsuki Kiryuin's of the world of having his reasons for being a massive douchebag. Fortunately, unlike Sasuke, and more like Satsuki, Snape never really lost his footing. Malfoy was just, and always shall be, an asshole. I hope his kids get cancer.









NUMBER 12

Zonge from Toriko

Hey, kids! Do you like Hercule even though I don't? That's fine. Hey kids, how about we take away everything that makes Hercule competent in a universe where Goku is actually a celebrity, trying to take credit for Goku's work when the press and Goku are right fucking there and not even know who Goku is. What's that kids? That would be godawful and stupid? Well guess what, that's what Zonge is like. Fuck this piece of shit and fuck this series. Your comedy is not funny. Farting on apples? FIND SOME REAL JOKES!









NUMBER 11

Kyubey from Puella Magi Madoka Magica

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You'd think that after becoming Homura's bitch at the end of the Rebellion movie would mean I'd back off of Kyubey because of some well-deserved karma, right? Well no, fuck you because Kyubey is wholly responsible for that situation in the first place. In fact, Kyubey is responsible for everything wrong with the Madoka universe to start with. FIND ANOTHER SOLUTION ASSHOLE! Seriously, fuck your entropy! God I had this...this...I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU ARE! Fuck it, from now on your the cat fox from space hell.









NUMBER 10

Shinji Matou from Fate/Stay Night

This cowardly mothefucker is everything I hate about Koichi Shido and Toshiyuki Aoshima amplified to unbelievable levels. It doesn't help the fact that he's raping his own adoptive sister regularly and in one potential path of Fate/Stay Night doesn't even get the karmic backlash he deserves and saved by the one person who should not save him. I think :iconvogoshinki: put it best regarding the 2006 anime during Shinji's death scene.

:iconvogoshinki: :iconsaysplz: Oh no, not Shinji, he was my favorite character! SAID NO ONE EVER!









NUMBER 9

Sugou from Sword Art Online

Or as I like to call him: Douchebag McFucknuts, a term I believe originally coined by :icontherealmegas: for me. I will never dignify this asshole with anything and if you're wondering how he fell to 9th place from 1st since the last time I've done this, it's because I've found 8 people that are just that fucking bad. If Shinji was an amplification of everything I hated about Aoshima and Shido, then this guy is an amplification of everything I hate about Shinji. And to top it all off, he's an adult and he's trying to marry Kirito's waifu while she's in a coma. WHAT A FUCKING ASSHOLE! The tentacle monsters and the research into brainwashing are only diarrhea icing on the shit cake. I think the other reason he dropped down to 9th place is because he got SUCH a karmic backlash that it's like the most satisfying thing ever to watch.









NUMBER 8

Danzo from Naruto

From the moment I saw this guy, I knew he was going to be a massive asshole. He did not disappoint. From being the catalyst to Sasuke's temper tantrum/emo behavior because he forced Itachi's hand (and I mean REALLY forced it) to making Kabuto evil, to stealing a whole bunch of Sharrigan eyes from members of the Uchiha clan, UNDERMINING TSUNADE'S AUTHORITY, KILLING A FROG SO THAT NARUTO WOULD ENTER THE FIELD OF BATTLE LATE, HELPING OROCHIMARU! LIKE HOLY FUCKING FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

*goes on for like 50 times*

Hate this asshole. Hate him. I'm so glad Sasuke killed him. I just wish it was more painful.









NUMBER 7

Erebus from Adventure Quest

Many of you probably haven't even heard of this guy and that's probably a good thing. It saves you from having to put up with his awful bird metaphors, his nigh untouchability (until you resort to Deus ex machina) a very unsatisfying defeat since another character softened him up for you. I had to put up with this asshole for YEARS and now it's unfortunately all too likely that he might come back. It doesn't help that for the longest time all he was was a shade in a cloak, describing himself as a virus, a thing that emulates life, but does not actually have it. It hurts worse that this guy knows he's a massive douchebag and fully relishes in it. Not to mention he has some of the most goddamn amazing foresight since Sosuke Aizen to the point that he could probably run circles around Aizen, Light Yagami and Naraku at the same time. I might be exaggerating, but holy fuck you do not understand why I would be until you have to put up with this fucker. I think the real reason Naraku doesn't bother me as much is because I feel like everything Naraku did this guy did it better and was more infuriating as a result, even if he never actually permanently killed a single person.









NUMBER 6
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Rolo Haliburton from Code Geass

Because I will not dignify him with his forced Lamperouge surname. Also, you should've known he'd make this list. I FUCKING HATE Rolo. But true hate is not born from only ever hating a character. No, no, no. There was a time during my first and only blind watch of Code Geass that I actually LIKED Rolo. Again, like I said, I looked at everything with a tinted lens in how it benefitted Lelouch.
AND THEN HE KILLED SHIRLEY LIKE A MASSIVE ASSHOLE!
And to make it worse HE TRIED TO KILL NUNNALLY
And then TO MAKE IT WORSE his death isn't even satisfying due to bad BAD writing. Fuck. This. Piece. Of. Shit. It's a wonder he's not already dead in Fairy Without Wings. Guarantee you I'll find a way to kill him come end of fic.
And no, I don't actually HATE Mao. Mao was a villain from the onset and truly an effective one. Besides, it was Lelouch's choice to erase Shirley's memory after what happened not Mao's.









NUMBER 5
Monokuma by KairouZ
Monokuma from Danganronpa

Of course if you want to talk hate, take a gander at this little bastard right here. Standing at only the size of a Pikachu, Monokuma serves as both the mediator and the Big Bad of Danganronpa. This little fucker is like Angelica Pickles and Kyubey combined and considering this little bastard's real identity, I find that to be an apt comparison. :iconsetsubou: is probably laughing reading that because of all the people that don't know the truth about Monokuma. That LAUGH is also SO ANNOYING. Ububububububub--*gunshot* SHUT UP!
It doesn't help that this fucker's death ends up just like Segai's. No, I'm not giving details. That would be spoiling.









NUMBER 4
Harime Nui by sparks220stars
Harime Nui from Kill la Kill

ANGRY! AAAAANGRYYYYYYYY! This little blonde bitch is nothing short of infuriating and the highest scoring female on this list. Nui gets on this list primarily for her taunts to both Ryuko AND Satsuki and her utterly broken abilities that make her next to untouchable. I absolutely hate her. FUCK HER HARD! The worst part is that I know that Stephanie Sheh is going to be great as her, which is why I've delayed watching the dub of Kill la Kill. I don't want to have to buy a new computer after I shove my fist through the screen.









NUMBER 3
Doflamingo by Law67
Doflamingo Donquixote from One Piece

OH
MY
GOD!
ADAMANTIUM RAGE!
I had to put up with this asshole for YEARS! The amount of fury I felt towards the Tenryubito already made me hate this guy by association. His backstory does not help matters. He's essentially a male Dark Lord Sabine. He has NO redeemable qualities. Has done HORRIFIC things up to the point when we finally square off with him and DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK!
I hear people compare him to the Joker and THAT DOESN'T FUCKING WORK! The Joker is LEGITIMATELY insane and an anarchist. This asshole understands right from wrong he just CHOOSES to be a massive dickhole. I FUCKING WISH HE WAS DEAD! Get me a nuke! Get me a pineapple! Get me some industrial sized forceps and get me a gravity hammer from Halo. This is going to be a while. In fact, he is SO infuriating, I actually wouldn't mind Nui taking all the strings that compose his body, knitting him into a fluffy sweater and forcing him to be worn by Chester A. Bum because FUCK THIS GUY HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!









NUMBER 2

Shogo Makishima from Psycho Pass

FUCK YOU GEN UROBUCHI! YOU MADE THIS ASSHOLE! I'm sorry, but I will NOT let this one go. You want to talk ANARCHY then talk about Makishima NOT Doflamingo. However, unlike the Joker, Makishima is absolutely terrifying as a villain. Or rather he USED to just be terrifying. THEN he killed the main character's best friend and I've hated him ever since. It's not even the act of killing her that pissed me off, it's the events that led up to it. This douchebag is so classy and it only serves to make him MORE infuriating. It doesn't help that he dies exactly how he wants to. But good gods Psycho Pass is fucked up and Makishima is the distributor of its virus. I could see this asshole tortured, raped and burned and I'd still pour hot piss all over him before setting him on fire a second time. Any moment that this asshole isn't suffering is a wasted one. FUCK! HIM!









NUMBER 1

Louis el Bridget from Freezing.

FUCK THIS ASSHOLE AND EVERYTHING INVOLVED WITH HIM! I need a baseball bat so I can beat the smugness out of this guy's face. Louis is just a combination of EVERYTHING I HATE ON THIS LIST! He is a karma houdini, a rapist, a smug prick, a rich boy, and a waifu stealer. No man or woman has ever made me feel quite the necessary ire to want them dead so hard that I wish I could just break through my computer screen gouge this asshole's fucking eyes out as well as beating the shit out of him until he's nothing more than a pile of skin and blood. And then I'd dump his body in the ocean.
No
No
I take that back. The ocean's too good for him. I'd dump him into the nearest junkyard and make SURE that he lands right next to musty socks, used tampons and rotting fish. YEAH I WENT THERE!
Not since elementary school where I wanted to RIP THE PAGES OF MY LITERATURE BOOK OUT OF THE BINDINGS because a story was just BORING and I was filled with so much more RAGE back in those dark days of my life, have I ever wanted to commit violent acts of mayhem on any living, breathing human being that doesn't exist. ADAMATIUM RAGE! ADAMANTIUM RAGE!
LOUIS!
LOUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!
YOU FUCKING ASSHOOOOOOOOOOOLE!
KILL HIM!
KILL HIM DEAD!
DIE DIE DIE DI EDIE IEDIDIUIOBETGAWERGWERG[OUHYP35N'
*panting*

Whew, held back my rage just in time for the big finale. Cool.











Right then, I hope you enjoyed this bonding exercise of watching me go nuking futs about characters I vehemently hate.
Next month, on Halloween, I will introduce characters I actually like again, but this is more of a love/hate relationship.
October 31st, park your asses down on deviantart as I cover my top 40 favorite antagonists of 2015
See you then
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*knew about teo people here but still read it all*